google it

i'd like to give a shout out to all the outsourced employees. and i've dedicated this song to you and to all the people that ask me questions all the time. whether they think i'm a genius or just rely that my know-it-all attitude will eventually lead me to find them an answer is up for debate.

so here's a song i dedicate to all of you,

if you don't know the answer,
don't ask me
just f***ing google it,
i am busy.

if you need to know a word,
don't ask me,
just f***ing google it,
use a dictionary.

if you want to know something,
just look it up,
just f***ing google it,
and then shut up.

you know i'm not a genius,
you're not a drone,
just f***ing google it,
leave me alone.

if you've got a question,
shift your paradigm,
just f***ing google it,
don't waste my time.

addresses, numbers, procedures and names,
that's without mentioning the fun and the games,
all your silly questions that are making me sick,
you can get an answer with only one click.

this message has been editted to so that it can be read on airplanes.